November 2010
4 posts
its been a while.
sorry about that.
found him :)
October 2010
5 posts
first games
so this weekend were our first games and we did pretty darn well if i do say so myself. we won three and lost one. but our only loss was to division one uc davis. they had a catcher that could probably eat me for brunch. and i pitched amazingly. the first game i pitched i went five innings with nine strikeouts. if you know anything about me you should know i dont strike people out. it takes too...
i actually like this one
September 2010
10 posts
ducks....
yesterday we had to put numbers on the bottom of 70,000 rubber ducks. was it fun? not one bit. did my hands get gross? yes. just the cherry on top is when someone decided to throw a duck and hit me in the face. but hey, i got free pizza out of it. how bad can that be?
o 6ams
well today was the first day of 6ams and it was brutal. we had to run 2 miles under 17 minutes. and you think, huh, shouldn’t be too hard. until your the actual one doing it. i barely made it by sprinting at the end. but hey, i never have to do it again so that is fantastic. most girls made it on my team. only 2 didn’t. which is surprising because if i could do it then everyone else...
day 2 done
and im exhausted. mondays wednesday and fridays are going to be the death of me.
days are going by very very slow....
BOREDOM!
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF
1. i like giraffes
2. my favorite color is lie=me green
3. my best friends names are cathy emily and stephanie
4. i love blackberrys (the phones not the fruit)
5. im in love with tim lincecum.
6. i wish i could fly
7. im really good at interpretive dance
8. i play softball in college
9. im obsessed with tiffanys
10. i was a cheerleader for 8 years.
...
here we go again...
since it is the beginning of a new year i have decided to start writing again. andddd because my best friend is in Germany and i cannot call her whenever i please i hope shes looking. soooo big news in the crocker clan. i get a phone call from my brother whom i haven’t spoke to in like 7 months. the reason for the call you might ask, well it wasnt just for a little chit chat it was to drop a...
May 2010
12 posts
so softball is over,
school is out,
im in an airport
and cant wait to go home.
so we leave for Florida tomorrow morning and my phone is not working. heres what happened. im driving and the people in the back seat do a chinese fire drill and one of them place a cup of water in my holster. as i was laughing and trying to text my brand new phone falls into the cup of water. fail. it was working for a while but about 20 minutes ago it decides to freak out and turn back on and...
interesting....
the devil grows inside the hearts of the selfish and wicked white, brown, yellow and black color is not restricted so when the devil wants to dance with you, you better say never because a dance with the devil might last you forever
“Let me go home
I’ve had my run
Baby, I’m done
I gotta go home
Let me go home...”
– Michael Buble
3 days to Florida.
Florida Countdown
4 days.
word of the wise.....
Don’t mess with my best friends.
April 2010
22 posts
i’m kind of going on an acoustic binge.
you know what i really like
when you hug a boy and their sent lingers on your sweater. its nice.
today is the last home games we will have this year and its against our rivals. no mercy. Florida and Alabama here come the SU lady redhawks.
let me just tell you that i am the queen of bad timing. i wish the things that are happening right now would have happened like a month or two ago. time is running out at school and soon i’m going to have to go home. and then what? do i leave the situation the way it is? or do i take a chance and possibly ruin a perfectly good friendship? tell me what to do cause he isn’t make this any...
Obsessed.
Justin Bieber?
Do you think this would work at my conservative...
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote...
So Confused
I wish life could be simple and there was a book I could check out of the library that told me what to do in certain situations. Or even better, I wish you could know the outcomes of your actions before you do it. If that were possible I wouldn’t have to worry about ruining something that could be amazing. Geeze Louise.
The nerve of some people...
June 1998: A 19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn’t notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his the car’s hubcaps.
Bahahaha
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.
To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300° C.
The Russians used a pencil.
...
Seriously?
In 1970 an Arizona lawyer named Russel H. Tansie filed a $100,000 damage suit against God. The suit was filed on behalf of Mr. Tansie’s secretary, Betty Penrose, who accused God of negligence in His power over the weather when He allowed a lightning bolt to strike her home. Ms. Penrose won the case when the defendant failed to appear in court. Whether or not she collected has not been...